“I will remember you,” I heard a local radio personality sing under the toilet bowl this morning.
Well, sing as well as she could with her mouth under toilet water level (that's where they claimed it was anyway).
The Sarah Mclaughlin song, and the others she was singing, came out more like, “blirb, blirb, blerb, blerb, blerb, blurb” as several people called in to guess titles and artists and win tickets and pizza. She would take brakes for commercials and to flush the toilet to prove she was in the bathroom.
That was early on in my drive hour-long drive.
When I pulled into my office parking lot, I realized I was still tuned into the station listening to toilet songs. It's amazing what will keep me preoccupied.
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